Datang broom star

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Jia Ping picked up Jia Yu, feeling that his two children were unlucky.

Wei Wushuang frowned and said: "Husband, you said that boys need to be sharpened..."

But my cub is regarded as a table by you!

Can't you be gentle?

Jia Pingan was speechless.

But the two children are obviously used to such an old lady.

Jia Pingan punished the two women severely that night, and woke up the next morning feeling refreshed.

Uncle Li, thank you very much.

that prescription...

Jia Pingan quietly went to the study room and copied the prescription. He used the best paper, at least...keep it well and keep it for 500 years, right?

At that time, his descendants will set up a pharmaceutical factory to produce this 'Huaxia Weige', tsk tsk!Developed.

Jia Ping'an was in a good mood. After arriving at Baiqi, he saw Ming Jing looking at the shopping cart with a bitter expression on his face, and asked, "What did you encounter?"

Ming Jing was confused and said: "A barbarian merchant came to the West Market and said that fumigation is popular in Dashi, which can beautify the face. What should I use... good oil, but I have to use virgins to grind it."

Isn't this just killing chickens with horses?

No, big sword.

Jia Pingan looked at her, "It's a fool."

The risk of killing chickens is really high now. With such small arms and legs, Ming Jing will lie down if she goes there.

"fake?"

"It's true, but if you really want to, I can do it too."

Jia Ping's later generations massaged each other with his girlfriend, and he had already figured out a set of big sword techniques, so that his girlfriend shouted as an expert.But later, Master Jia found out that his girlfriend was pretending to be stupid and did not work hard when massaging him, so he just waited for him to do it...

How can it be so cheap?

Ming Jing rejoiced, "Also invite Marquis Wuyang to help."

"true and false?"

Jia Pingan felt that Ming Jing was really bold and unrestrained.

Ming Jing sneered, "It's as if it's true, if you act real, you'll pretend to be stupid."

"Who is playing dumb?"

Jia Pingan felt that this woman didn't know good from bad, "Then let's get started?"

Ming Jing stood up, "Who is afraid of whom?"

Jia Pingan said lightly; "Take off!"

Ming Jing folded her hands on her chest, her eyes vigilant, "What do you want to do?"

Do you think your face is worth my coveting?

Jia Ping'an said calmly: "It's the way to eat horses and kill chickens, take off naked."

wipe!

"indecent!"

A few minutes later, Jia Ping'an scolded with black lines all over his head: "Go and ask, is it right?"

Cheng Da and the others stood outside, speechless.

Ming Jing was furious, "That big cooking oil said it was his first visit to Chang'an, and I was the first to inquire about it. How did you know?"

Ah!

Don't talk about big cooking oil in the previous life, even Master Jia, the God of Tianzhu oil, knows it!

"Please!"

Ming Jing was really angry today, and went to verify it herself.

Jia Pingan picked up the news and read it. Cheng Da waited for a while, and persuaded him: "Marquis Wuyang, Ming Zhongguan has a bad temper, but he treats us well. If we change people... I'm afraid life will be difficult!"

This is the same.

"Forget it, turn around and don't humiliate her."

Cheng Da felt that Master Jia was a bit shameless, "Did the Marquis of Wuyang do it?"

You old shameless jerk your ass, Jia Pingan said flatly: "A lot of things are actually temptations. Why between men and women? It's nothing more than the five senses, the nose, smelling the body breath of the opposite sex..."

At some point, there was a circle of Baiqi outside. Everyone was laughing at first, but now they listened attentively.

"Taste, the smell of the opposite sex!"

Someone outside said in a low voice: "The power of this tongue is also, Wuyang Hou's concise and concise words, I admire it!"

"Touch, feel!"

"Sound, the sound of the opposite sex." Jia Pingan felt that he was teaching a popular science class. "For example, frogs, such as birds, will make sounds when it is courtship season to attract the opposite sex."

"Shape, the beauty of the opposite sex's body!" Jia Ping'an sighed, "In fact, the five senses are all empty."

Cheng Da was reciting to himself, feeling that he had learned a lesson today, and was surprised when he heard the words, "What does Marquis Wuyang mean by this? Why are the five senses empty?"

Someone outside said: "The five senses mentioned by Marquis Wuyang make me feel comfortable."

Your ranks are not enough!

Jia Pingan felt that sooner or later he would become the chief scumbag trainer of Datang, "Will you be tempted by watching the pigs and cattle and sheep?"

"will not!"

"..."

Why did Marquis Wuyang say this?

Jia Pingan said: "This is the magic of the Creator. At that time, it will naturally be in heat, and when you see the opposite sex, you will feel..."